Alright,
You bet your ass I’m done, only took three years. You know I hate guessing.
Okay but really, guess who else is done?
Alright,
.. Yep. Completed my treatment, I’m all better. You proud?
Seriously? You’re done? Yes yes yes, of course I’m proud of you! And guess what?
Alright,
bags all packed, money’s safe, papers filled out. It’s officially my last day.
You’re leaving?
Guess what I did today?
Sandra. She was a badass.
Aren’t we a little old for imaginary friends, Aiden?
Who is she?
No, no, he’s real! He’s a real boy! I have candy and he asked me for some and then he called me a meerkat only I don’t know what a meerkat is. He doesn’t look six though. It’s confusing. Anyways, what’s up?
Guess what I did today?
I got to go see my Sandy.
Hi! I don’t know who Sandy is.
I have a new friend, he says he’s six but I think he just wants my candy.
CANDY!
Yeah, we’re allowed to swear. Do you swear?
No not really, my mum doesn’t like it.
Well is your mum here?
CANDY!
…Seriously?
Are we allowed to say naughty words here because I heard another guy saying them before.
Yeah, we’re allowed to swear. Do you swear?
